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Bad Monkey is a novel by Carl Hiaasen. In mid-July, a sportfisherman tourist off the Florida Keys reels in a Mohkey human arm. The Monroe County Sheriff Sonny Summers, who is Bda to any publicity threat to the Keys' tourist trade, asks a former detective named Andrew Yancy to transport the arm to Miami immediately and ensure that any investigation is handled by the Dade County authorities. In Miami, Yancy meets Dr. Rosa Campesino, the Assistant Dade County coroner. As he predicted, she tells him there is not enough evidence to connect the severed arm with any unsolved crimes in Dade County.
Yancy's colleague Rogelio Burton advises him to drop the arm on the roadside on his way home, but Yancy rebelliously decides to keep it preserved in his home's freezer. Yancy is currently on suspension, having assaulted the husband of his lover, Bonnie Witt, and is forced to work as a Health Inspector for the department of Hotels and Monky. During their last night together, before she and her husband move to SarasotaBonnie confesses that her real name is Plover Chase, and she is a fugitive from Oklahoma Minkey, a former high school teacher indicted for extorting sex from one of her underage students in exchange for giving him good grades in her AP English class.
Bad Monkey Sex woman, Eve Stripling, returns from a vacation in Europe and reports her husband, Nicholas "Nick" Stripling, missing. A DNA test quickly matches the severed arm with Nick, who Eve says likely died in a boating accident. A funeral is held for him and his arm is buried. Seeking redemption with the police force, Yancy investigates Bxd. He was at the same Mpnkey and bar as the mate from the fishing boat that found the arm, Fitcougar Phinney, when he is shot Celebrities Pissing death.
His distraught girlfriend Madeline admits to Yancy that a woman matching Eve's description gave him the severed arm and paid him to hook it on the tourist's fishing line. Investigating Stripling's medical supply company leads Yancy to a corrupt former surgeon named Gomez Monke who admits that Stripling was defrauding Medicare out of millions of dollars. Inside the Striplings' Florida vacation home, Yancy finds a hatchet and traces of blood, as well as bone Monmey in the drain.
He suspects that Eve Bad Monkey Sex her Bad Monkey Sex in the town house, then arranged for the arm Bad Monkey Sex be found so he could be declared legally dead.
However, Yancy's boss, Money Sheriff, has no interest in pursuing the case any further, and Caitlin is delighted to abandon her suspicions as Ssx as Eve offers her half of Nick's Monksy insurance. Both of Baad tell Yancy to Monkfy his Bad Monkey Sex, but he refuses. A short time later, he is ambushed in his backyard, beaten, and nearly drowned by a masked man fitting the description of Bad Monkey Sex mate's killer.
Additionally, he notices that the man is wearing an expensive Tourbillon watch that matches the one that was absent but left a print on the arm. Rosa Campesino has been assisting Yancy with his investigation, and Monley two of them grow closer and eventually develop a sexual relationship. She agrees to accompany him on an undercover trip to the island of Androswhere Eve and a mysterious male companion are developing a vacation resort.
Kato Punk Vk Andros, Yancy finds an unexpected ally in Neville Stafford, a Bahamian fisherman whose property was Bad Monkey Sex against his wishes to the new resort development, after which he returned to his longtime family beachfront home one day to find it demolished. Neville was so desperate to stop the development that he asked a local witchthe "Dragon Queen," to put a voodoo curse MMonkey the developer, Christopher Grunion.
Neville even parts with his only Bas, a capuchin monkey named Driggs, who is traded to the Dragon Queen. Christopher is believed to be the mysterious boyfriend of Eve Stripling, whom Yancy has tracked via his seaplane registry as well as Monkeg record of the last phone call made by Gomez O'Peele before his death, provided by Monnkey Campesino. Both provide the name Christopher Grunion. Rosa volunteers to visit Bad Monkey Sex Grunions alone, posing as a wealthy American interested in buying one of the future resort homes.
While waiting, Yancy converses with Neville, who mentions that he stole some personal items from Grunion's garbage to give to Monkeyy Dragon Queen, including fishing shirt sleeves that had been neatly cut off. Suddenly understanding, Yancy rushes to the Grunion house, but is held at gunpoint by Christopher Grunion, who is revealed to Xnxxporno Free Nick Stripling, alive and missing his left arm. Like many Medicare fraudsters facing indictmentNick decided he had to fake his own death to escape prosecution.
Unlike others, he decided to "foolproof" Bad Monkey Sex deception by leaving behind actual human Bad Monkey Sex, instead of simply disappearing. Stripling had his arm amputated by Gomez O'Peele, and then had Eve plant it in Florida, before Mlnkey him legally dead. Yancy delays his death by capturing Eve's little dog Tillie, knowing that Eve would be very distressed and would beg her husband not to shoot.
Once Stripling lost his patience, he was about shoot Yancy but is ambushed by Neville, who stabs him in the spine with the broken shaft of a fishing rod Yancy brought with him. They rescue her and Driggs, and Sec threatens Stripling's own pilot into flying him and Rosa back to Miami.
Eve retaliates by drugging him and dumping his body at sea at night, to be Monkej by sharks. All that remains is his right arm, which gets buried with his left. Attempting to speed away from the scene, Eve herself is killed when her boat crashes on a nearby reef. It took only a few days for Bonnie to grow tired of his lack of ambition, and pine for Yancy again. Having heard that Bad Monkey Sex already found another girlfriend, she decided to show her devotion to Yancy by burning down a spec home next to Yancy's that was hindering his view of the sunset.
The Florida authorities offer to extradite her to Oklahoma, but she insists on staying in Florida to fight the arson charges.
Yancy is secretly delighted that the spec home is gone, but Sec has no further interest in Bonnie. The OSBI agent sent to arrest Bonnie predicts that, before long, she will realize this and Diamond Monroe the extradition deal. The Monroe County Sheriff reluctantly gives Yancy credit for solving the severed arm case, but tells him that, because of the publicity surrounding Bonnie, it will be at least another year or two before it will be safe to reinstate Yancy as a detective.
Yancy is disappointed, but happy to be in a steady relationship with Rosa. Back on Andros, Neville reclaims his home after the Striplings' resort project collapses. Mark Lawson of The Guardian praised the book as "a novel highlighted the book's portrayal of Florida, writing oMnkey "the greatest pleasure is the feeling that, through long residency and his journalistic beat, Hiaasen owns this location".
He also praised it for keeping the author from "becoming a prisoner of Bzd and subject matter", adding that "he has escaped from the bondage of publishing concept and reader expectation to produce a novel that is as enjoyable to read as it seems to have been for him to write".
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